LIVE FROM THE 2 AM REQUEST LINE. ALLEGEDLY.
THIS ONE
GOES OUT
TO YOU.
Chuck's big sister has hosted the same 2 AM call-in love-song show for years. She is sure the whole city is listening. (Her mother is listening. Sometimes.) Give Honey a name and a little something, and she'll dedicate one to them like they're her oldest friend.
EVERYONE’S BEST
FRIEND.
“You’re on the air with Honey, sweetie. What’s on your heart?”— EVERY CALL, EVEN WHEN NOBODY CALLS
Honey Hollis is Chuck’s older sister, and she thinks she is a beloved radio legend.
She hosts a late, late-night love-song request show. The phones never ring. She answers them anyway. She calls everybody sweetie, keeps a box of tissues for every caller, and will tell you everything is going to be okay — about your breakup, your parking ticket, or your fantasy football team.
Chuck thinks he’s the headliner. Honey thinks she’s your best friend. Neither one is checking the ratings.
Honey's Dedication
- A 2 AM radio shout-out, said like you’re her oldest friend
- One detail about them, worked in sweetly
- Birthdays, anniversaries, apologies, bad weeks
The Slow Dance
- A full dedication with a gentle sweet-roast
- Up to three details: nickname, worst habit, legendary moment
- Ends with a hug you can hear
The Request Line
- The guest of honor plus four of the crew, back to back
- One detail each
- Honey takes every “caller” personally
Tell Honey
Names, the occasion and a little something about them. Sweet, silly or a gentle roast.
Pay
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Honey writes it
Every script runs through a content filter before it’s recorded. Cozy and cheeky, yes. Mean or explicit, never.
Get the link
A download link by email. Usually within 24 hours.
WHO’S ON
YOUR HEART?
Keep it short, sweetie. Honey will fill the rest with love and a long story about her landline.
HOW HONEY OPENS EVERY DEDICATION (EVERY SCRIPT IS FILTERED)
“This one goes out to you, sweetie… everything’s gonna be okay.”
- Honey’s voice, lip-synced video, delivered as an MP4 download link.
- Honey Hollis is a fictional comedy character, created with AI tools.
- Comedy & satire. Not an actual radio station.
How fast do I get it?
Usually within 24 hours of checkout, as a download link by email.
Is Honey a real person?
No. Honey Hollis is a fictional comedy character, and her voice and video are made with AI tools. Every script runs through a content filter before it’s recorded.
Is she really Chuck’s sister?
His big sister. She still calls him “Charles” when he’s being too much, which is always.
What can I dedicate one for?
Birthdays, anniversaries, apologies, breakups, retirements, bachelorettes, 40ths, or just a bad week. Honey has never met an occasion she couldn’t reassure.
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